GURU gotta do...
JwH
by JwH
JwH
GURU gotta do...
by JwH
I wrote a post and it got great engagement.
I was totally wrong & ticked off a lot of people, though... they said it was uber selfish.
GURU
Hey, we all mess up - that’s totally normal.
As long as you learned from it...
you DID learn from it, right?
GURU
GURU
What? Learn?
I’m reposting that sucker -
it got engagement -
ENGAGEMENT!
Guru
gotta
do...
JwH
GURU gotta do...
by JwH
Wait, isn’t the key to
actually BELIEVE in what
you are selling?
GURU
The key to sales is to sell
the MOST EXPENSIVE thing.
GURU
I believe the price
should be the
MOST EXPENSIVE,
so there’s that.
Guru
gotta
do...
GURU
JwH
GURU gotta do...
by JwH
“Exhaustion is the reward of hard work!”
GURU
Umm... exhaustion is a result; but, isn’t achieving the goal the actual reward for hard work?
GURU
GURU
Well, yeah... of course...
but I won’t get as many likes
on my post if I use common sense.
Guru
gotta
do...
JwH
GURU gotta do...
by JwH
That happens... it’s
called discourse... I’m sure
you weren’t bothered by it.
Someone disagreed with
my amazing wisdom.
GURU
GURU
Bothered? Not at all.
No reason to even respond
when my rabid cult followers
will beat ‘em senseless.
Guru
gotta
do...
GURU
JwH
GURU gotta do...
by JwH
“I was nominated for the Mega Wisdom Award!”
GURU
I thought you paid $800
to nominate yourself
for that award?
GURU
GURU
Yeah... but the point
is that I’m being
recognized for my
Mega Wisdom!!!
Guru
gotta
do...
JwH
GURU gotta do...
by JwH
GURU
You have a Net Worth
of over $100 Million,
soooo....
GURU
I’m a formidable opponent
because I’m an underdog!
GURU
Yeah... but no one
will see me coming
because I’m the
UNDERDOG!!!
Guru
gotta
do...
JwH
GURU gotta do...
by JwH
I’m launching my SECRETS to ORGANIC Marketing course.
GURU
But I thought you only
ever use PAID
advertising for your leads.
GURU
Well, of course I only
use PAID advertising...
How else am I supposed to
get clients for my
Organic course?
Guru
gotta
do...
GURU
JwH
More Guru gotta do... Coming Soon!
More Guru gotta do... Coming Soon!
JwH
by JwH
JwH